ABOUT ME
Backstory
I was born in Manchester, England. I'm Iranian and part Georgian, and I came to Australia when I was 8 because most of my Family lived here. I fell in love with Comedy after years of watching South Park, Family Guy and American Dad.
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My sense of humour is ANYTHING but normal, some people say its sick, awesome, twisted, unpredictable, dark, and talented. Nevertheless, it helped me in my time of need. Often when I had no one else to turn to, I decided to reminisce about things that gave me great joy, such as Comedy Movies and Tv Shows, and how my favourite characters would handle extreme situations in hilarious ways.
I learned how to laugh at myself, how to seize moments of great misfortune and turn it into pieces of great notoriety and comedic gold. I made sick, twisted, abysmal jokes about the situations I was in, and I soon realized, I was making myself laugh so much that I had actually forgotten the pain I was experiencing.
one night, I remember promising to myself that, no matter what it takes, I WILL HELP THIS WORLD AND BRING JOY AND HOPE TO IT, ONCE AGAIN!!
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My Dreams
Ever since I was A kid, I dreamed of becoming Comedy Scriptwriter.
I wish to give the same joy, I got from comedy movies and tv shows growing up, I wish to spread that joy to every corner of the globe and enlighten the world up with my imagination. I want to reignite the spark of comedy that once engulfed our world and embellish it into the hearts of everyone, with an avalanche of laughter!!
I wish to MAKE the world LAUGH, I wish to bring Joy to this world, and SHOW people the WONDERS OF COMEDY and the joy it brings. That the world is only as dark as you make it. I wish to make people laugh on a supernova scale, I want to ENTERTAIN THE POPULATION, AND ILLUMINATE MY OWN SOLE IN DOING SO, I WISH TO SHINE AS BRIGHT AS 2 STARS COLLIDING, I WISH TO SHINE THAT BEAUTY, DEEP ACROSS THE GALAXY FOR LIFEFORMS TO SEE, THAT COMEDY is the life blood of the SOLE, and Once I bring Comedy back to the big screen, hopefully it'll also remind the world how to laugh at themselves, How to take a JOKE, AND THAT WORDS ARE NOTHING BUT SOUNDS. And once that happens I BELIVE THAT EVEN THE GODS WILL COME DOWN TO GRAB SOME OF EARTHS HEAVENLY FLAVOUR!
I also have another, Dream I Wish to fulfil. Because I love the Animals (mainly Dogs and Cats), I cant Bear to see the sight of one scavenging for food, living in fear, and crying because the world has forsaken them. Dogs and Cats are not Hunters, they hardly have any predator instincts (just look at the toy cavoodle breed), which is why I've made a Promise to GOD that if I become a successful comedy scriptwriter I will donate half my money to homeless dogs across the world. And if a "Golden Goose" opportunity arrives, where there's at least a 50 percent chance of ending their suffering, once and for all, but only if I donate ALL MY MONEY, then I will. Either way I will work tirelessly to make sure COMEDY AND HARMONY IS ACHIEVED FOR ALL LIVING BEINGS!
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Dedication to Film
When I’m director, I STOP AT NOTHING TO MAKE SURE THE FILM IS EXECUTED, IN THE BEST WAY, THAT CORRESPONDS TO THE ORIGINAL VISION and with the most minimal of compromises. I like to keep an open line of communication with my directors, so I can work closely with them and always listen for potential ways to improve the film. When I set my mind to something, I’m determined to get it done with the highest of quality, and precise detail ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO FILM!
I have written many short scripts that have gone on to be produced, but unfortunately these were all from times I was a student, studying film, and although my script was chosen to be produced every time, these were still produced by other students who we’re also starting out, the resulting film DRASTICALLY DIFFERED from the one I originally wrote. But I do still have my scripts for evidence of my talent.
I know the road to emotional, cinematic, CHARASIMATIC, MOVIE MAGIC, I know how to set the stage to create emotional turbulence in a scene, how to keep the essence of a scene ALIVE, until your so entranced by a new scene you won’t even know the last one died. I know how to create emotion invoking, psycho screaming, GOD INDUCING FEELINGS.
I pay DRASTIC attention to detail, making sure, the clothing, dialogue, and the characters over all dynamic matches the feel of the character, and the situation and scenery they are in.
I plan 20 steps ahead even while filming, by considering how the scenes will look from the mythologies point of view, the audience’s point of view and the editing point of view, while most importantly paying absolute attention to the scene itself and whether it’s achieving, the feeling that we’re trying to convey.
I’M TENASIOUS AND SOLEY DEDICATED TO FILM (Once I set my mind on something, I stop at NOTHING TO ACHIEVE IT!!).
I take EXTREME measures to make sure, nothing goes wrong in the film or on the set (but nothing that would get in the way of the production, or hinder the work ethic of the cast and crew), by EXTREME, I mean, I show up to the set, 3 sometimes 2 hours early to make sure everything is in working order, and everything is planned out and ready for when the cast and crew arrive and filming begins.
